Wouldn’t it be amazing if there was few words you could whisper to make a girl fall in love with you within seconds of you approaching her? “Your beauty reminds me of autumn leaves falling ….” Well forget it! No poetic (feel free to laugh at my failed poetic attempt), cheesy line or even smart line will ever trigger love in a woman.
As a matter of fact, why would you want to do that in the first place?!
Okay, okay. Yeah, I hear you. We’ve all been there, right? There’s this amazingly beautiful girl at work or school. You watch her in amazement every day: her movements are so graceful, her hair is full auburn, she has dark beady eyes and a smile that could brighten up the effing sun. This is love at first sight. She’s the one! You must not screw this up, like the last time you mustered up your courage and confessed your undying love to a girl out of the blue! How can you go over and rock her world the minute you start talking to her?
Well you can’t. And you shouldn’t. You should approach her with calm and confidence to check out if she has the character to back up her looks. Parable time: imagine you’re an ornithologist, and there’s this incredibly beautiful and exotic bird you’ve been watching in sheer amazement for weeks on end. Then one day, you get close to it: it’s a breathtaking moment. You’re all shaking and sweaty because it’s such a heavenly creature and BAM! It bites you right in the face and craps on your jacket. How’s that for a downer?
The Advantage A Woman Has Over A Bird
There’s one advantage that a woman has over a bird: with the bird, you can’t go over and chat it up. The woman, though, will appreciate if a dashing, fun, outgoing young gentleman shows a casual interest in her. So go over and make some easy conversation to check her out.
To do this, you will need to change your attitude, young Padawan. Your good old “love at first sight” is what I like to call “infatuation”. Beyond that might lie the bitter realization that your “angel” is actually the crappy-bitey type of woman, and that’s something you want to find out before her auburn hair is clogging up your drain and she’s hogging your goods and chattels.